🚨 HOUSTON NPC: PLEASE NOTICE ME ELON 🚨

A middle-aged Houston worker fights the AI apocalypse using:

  • weird HTML games
  • fake AI startups
  • irrational optimism
  • panic-posting on X
  • emotionally concerning hustle energy

Your objective: Get Elon’s attention before AI replaces your job, your fridge requires another subscription, and your family asks if this “internet thing” makes money yet.

FEATURES: ✅ Post cringe on X ✅ Launch billion-dollar fake startups ✅ Sell weird NPC shirts ✅ Experience “Middle-Aged Cyberpunk” ✅ Attract crypto bots ✅ Monetize existential dread ✅ Become temporarily important online ✅ Trigger emotionally unstable VC reactions ✅ Receive life advice from Grok ✅ Survive using vibes alone

WARNING: This game may feel uncomfortably relatable to:

  • exhausted tech workers
  • doomscrollers
  • dads
  • recently laid off engineers
  • people who whisper “he just like me fr”

Built by a real Houston human trying to survive the AI era with humor instead of despair.

💰 If this game made you laugh, fund this NPC’s escape from the AI content mines.

🚀 IMAGINE STILL TRYING.

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